Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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