I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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