Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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