i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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