We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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