Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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