vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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