im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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