i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
As shirtless as possible
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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