Nicole vs. Life
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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