i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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