I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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