Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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