AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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