can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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