god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Congratulations! We have a period
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