doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
You can't motorboat a personality
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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