these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
it's great music for shaving your balls
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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