So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
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