1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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