This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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