Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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