everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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