It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Oh god it's open bar.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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