I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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