It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
FUCK WHALES
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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