oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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