while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
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