And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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