In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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