Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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