Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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