we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
