singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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