if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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