If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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