I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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