You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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