handjob tips. give me some.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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