just come out here and I will go home with you...
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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