New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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