hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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