Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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