How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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