You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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