Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
even my farts smell like vagina
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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