Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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