Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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