i was born a porn star she said
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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