i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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