How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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