dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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