1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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