im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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